[17:36.67]See!看!
[17:37.94]'sthedifference.可是Joanne爱的是Chachi!这就是不同!
[17:44.81]"Grabaspoon."“拿起勺子..”
[17:46.84]Doyouknowhowlongit'sbeensinceIgrabbedaspoon?你知道我多久没拿勺子了吗?
[17:50.51]Dothewords,"Billy,don'tbeahero,"meananythingtoyou?难道'比利,别撑英雄'这句话对你没意义?
[17:58.49]真是个好故事!.但是,我得走了
[18:01.79],Andrea.我要和Andrea,还是Angela,还是Andrea约会?该死
[18:06.83]Andrea'是爱尖叫的那个,Angela有猫
[18:10.40]Right,''moutofhere.好啦.谢啦.是Julie.我走了
[18:16.64]Here'.问题来了..就算我想.
[18:21.18]toaskawomanout..约一个女人出来
[18:24.-1]whoamIgoingtoask?我该约谁?
[18:49.94]Isn'tthisamazing?I'venevermadecoffeeinmylife.是不是很不可思议?我以前可从来没冲过咖啡
[18:53.94]-Thatisamazing.-Congratulations.-是很不可思议.-恭喜你
[18:56.65]IfIcanmakecoffee,thereisn'tanythingIcan'tdo.我认为如果我能冲咖啡,我就什么事都可以做了
[19:01.-1]Ithinkit's,"IfIcaninvadePoland,there'snothingIcan'tdo."我认为应该是,“如果我能入侵波兰,我就什么事都可以做了.”
[19:06.29]IfyoufeellikeyouhavetomakeaWesternomeletorsomething..你现在正进入角色,有没有想做个蛋卷之类的东西…
[19:13.90]Although,actuallyI'mreallynotthathungry.不过我还不太饿…
[19:18.57]Oh,真不赖,Lenny和Squigy在这里
[19:22.51]-Goodmorning.-Goodmorning.早上好早上好
[19:26.54]-Morning.-Morning,Paul.-早上好.-早上好,保罗
[19:28.78]-Hello,Paul.-,isit?-你好,保罗.-嘿,保罗,对吗?
[19:38.66]-Thankyousomuch.-Stop.-谢谢你!太感谢你了!-不要这样!
[19:41.79]Lastnightwaslikeallmybirthdays,bothgraduations..不,我要告诉你,昨晚上我就好像..我所有的生日..毕业典礼
[19:46.53]plusthebarn-raisingsceneinWitness.外加大厦落成典礼
[19:55.-2]We'lltalklater.我们过会再说
[20:01.68]Thankyou.好的,谢谢你
[20:10.45]Thatwasn'tarealdate.那不是真正的约会?!
[20:14.-3]Whatthehelldoyoudoonarealdate?你真正的约会干什么?
[20:18.23]Shutupandputmytableback.-闭嘴,把我的桌子搬回去.-好的!
[20:21.90]I'vegottogettowork.好啦,孩子们,我要去工作啦
[20:24.-2]IfIdon'tinputthosenumbers,itdoesn'tmakemuchofadifference.不过如果我不把那些数字输入,…也不会有什么区别
[20:32.54]So,like,youguysallhavejobs?你们都有工作吗?
[20:36.38]Yeah,'showwebuystuff.对,我们都有..这样我们才有钱买东西
[20:43.09]-Yeah,I'manactor.-HaveIseenyouinanything?-对,我是演员.-哇!我有见过你的作品吗?
[20:47.39]我不认为.大部分是地方性节目
[20:50.-3]UnlessyousawtheWeeOne'sproductionofPinocchio..等等,除非你在公园小剧场
[20:53.63]atthelittletheaterinthepark?看过重排的木偶奇遇记
[20:56.83]Itwasajob!那还是份工作吧?
[20:58.54]"Look,'marealliveboy."'瞧,Gippetto,我是个真正的小男孩.'
[21:03.94]-Iwillnottakethisabuse.-You'reright,I'msorry.-别这样羞辱我.-你是对的,对不起
[21:08.-1]OnceIwasawoodenboyAlittlewoodenboy“当我还是个小木头人,小木头人…”
[21:13.08]Youshouldbothknowthathe'sadeadman.你们该知道,他快死了
[21:17.45]Oh,Chandler!噢,钱德?
[21:21.86]Howareyoudoingtoday?Sleepokay?你今天怎么样?睡得好吗?
[21:24.36]DidyoutalktoBarry?Ican'tstopsmiling.和Barry谈过吗?我笑个不停
[21:28.47]看得出来,你就好像睡觉时有个衣架在你嘴里
[21:37.67]'sjustso..我知道,他只是太…..
[21:41.31]-RememberyouandTonyDemarco?-Oh,yeah.-你还记得你和TonyDeMarco吗?-是的,记得
[21:44.25]Well,it'就好像那样..的感觉
[21:48.85]-Wow,areyouintrouble!-Bigtime!-哇,你有麻烦了.-没错!
[21:52.32]Wantaweddingdress?Hardlyused.想要婚纱吗?几乎没用过
[21:55.79]Ithinkwe'regettingalittleaheadofourselves.我想我们谈的远了点
[21:59.56]I'mgoingtogetup,gotowork,andnotthinkabouthimallday.好啦,我要站起来,去工作了,而且不整天想着他
[22:05.14]OrelseI'mgoingtogetupandgotowork.或者只是站起来工作
[22:08.24]-Wishmeluck!-Whatfor?-那么,祝我好运!-为什么?
[22:10.07]I'mgonnagogetoneofthosejobthings.我要去找那个工作的什么东西
[22:24.66]-Hi,Monica.-Franny,welcomeback.-嘿,莫妮卡!.-嘿,Frannie,欢迎回来!
[22:27.32]-HowwasFlorida?-Youhadsex,didn'tyou?-佛罗里达怎么样?-你做爱了,是吗??
[22:32.53]-Howdoyoudothat?-Ihateyou.-你怎么知道的?-我恨你
[22:34.93]I'mpushingmyauntthroughParrotJungle,you'rehavingsex.我在和我的Roz阿姨穿过鹦鹉丛林,你却在做爱!
[22:39.14]So,who?那么,是和谁?
[22:42.67]YouknowPaul?你认识保罗吗?
[22:44.44]Paul,thewineguy?Yeah,IknowPaul.保罗,调酒那个?是呀,我认识保罗
[22:50.35]Youmean,youknowPaullikeIknowPaul?你认识他就好像我认识他一样?
[22:53.05]What?ItakecreditforPaul.开玩笑吧?保罗还欠我人情呢
[22:55.35]Beforeme,therewasnosnapinhisturtlefortwoyears.在我之前,他两年都没办法过性生活
[23:02.93]Ofcourseitwasaline.当然那是个谎言!
[23:05.83]Whywouldanybodydosomethinglikethat?为什么?为什么有人会做这样的事情?
[23:08.73]Iassumewewantananswermoresophisticatedthan:我想更复杂的答案是
[23:12.17]"Togetyouintobed."“和你上床”
[23:15.31]Ihatemen.我恨男人,我恨男人!
[23:17.81]Don''twanttoputthatoutintotheuniverse.不,不要这样,你不会希望把他们赶出宇宙的
[23:22.25]Isitme?是因为我吗?
[23:23.85]IsitlikeIhavesomesortofbeaconthatonlydogs..是因为我有某种导向类的东西,只有狗.
[23:27.65]andmenwithemotionalproblemscanhear?有感情问题的男人才会发觉?
[23:30.52]好啦,过来这里,把你的脚给我
[23:40.06]Ijustthoughthewasnice,youknow?我只是以为他是个好人
[23:46.30]Ican'tbelieveyoudidn'tknowitwasaline.我真不敢相信你不知道那是个谎言!
[23:53.78]-Guesswhat?-Yougotajob?-猜猜怎么样?-你得到工作啦?
[23:55.81]Areyoukidding?I'mtrainedfornothing.开玩笑吗?我一点经验都没有!
[24:00.38]-Iwaslaughedoutof12interviews.-You'resurprisinglyupbeat.-我今天被十二个招聘的嘲笑..-而且你还这么高兴.
[24:04.52]You'dbetoo,ifyoufoundthesebootsonsale..你也会的高兴的如果你发现John和David的皮靴打…!
[24:08.00]50%折
[24:10.16]Howwellyouknowme.是呀,你多了解我…
[24:14.36]They'remy"Idon'tneedajob..这就是我的新皮靴我不需要工作，我不需要父母
[24:17.10]I'vegotgreatboots"boots.我有我的新皮靴!
[24:20.57]-Howdidyoupay?-Creditcard.-你用什么付帐的?-恩,信用卡
[24:23.31]Andwhopaysforthat?那谁付帐单呢?
[24:26.24]Myfather.恩…我…爸爸
[24:31.75]Isthisreallynecessary?Icanstopcharginganytime.天呀,各位,这真的必要吗?我随时都可以停止使用的
[24:35.49]Youcan'tliveoffyourparents.你不能靠你爸爸过一辈子
[24:37.92]'swhyIwasgettingmarried.我知道,这就是为什么我要结婚
[24:42.33]'shardbeingonyourown.别逼她,第一次独立生活是很困难的
[24:45.70]Thankyou.谢谢你
[24:46.86]IrememberwhenIfirstcametothiscity,Iwas14.不客气,记得我第一次来这个城市我才十四岁
[24:50.60]Momhadkilledherself,stepdadwasinjail.我妈妈刚自杀,我的继父进了监狱
[24:53.67]Ididn'tknowanybodyhere.然后在这里我不认识任何人
[24:55.91]Ieduplivingwiththisalbinoguywhowascleaningwindshields.然后我和一个在港务局给人擦车窗的白化病人住在一起
[25:00.71]Andthenhekilledhimself.最后他也自杀了
[25:02.71]然后我找到按摩这份工作.所以相信我,我完全了解你的感受
[25:10.69]Thewordyou'relookingforis:你想说的话是:
[25:14.-3]"Anyway.."'总之'…
[25:20.40]-Youready?-No,howcanIbeready?-好了,准备好了吗??-不不不,我没准备好,我怎么能准备好?
[25:24.33]"Readytojumpoutoftheplanewithnoparachute?"“嘿,瑞秋!你没带降落伞就跳出飞机了?”
[25:27.40]-Ican'tdothis.-Iknowyoucan.-不要这样,我做不到!-你行,我知道你行!
[25:29.84]-No.-Youmadecoffee,youcandoanything.-我不这么想.-来嘛,你会泡咖啡!你能做任何事!
[25:35.51]来吧,剪掉,剪掉,剪掉,剪掉,剪掉,…
[25:43.55]Youknowwhat?Ithinkwecanleaveitatthat.知道吗?我想我们可以就把它们放在这里
[25:47.32]-Kindofasymbolicgesture.-Rachel,thatwasalibrarycard.-这就好像某个肢体符号…-瑞秋!那是图书卡!
[25:58.07]Ifyoulistenclosely,youcanhearathousandretailersscream.知道吗,如果你仔细听,你可以听到店主们在尖叫
[26:06.14]Welcometotherealworld!欢迎来到真实世界!
[26:08.01]'regonnaloveit.它很糟糕,但是你会喜欢的!
[26:19.16]That'?好啦,够啦.你要在沙发上睡?
[26:22.39]-No,Igottagohomesometime.-Areyougonnabeokay?-不,我要回家.-你还好吗?-是的
[26:28.37]LookwhatIjustfoundonthefloor.嘿,莫妮卡,瞧我刚在地板上发现什么
[26:32.60]What?什么?
[26:34.34]That'sPaul'那是保罗的手表.你就把它放回原处吧
[26:39.74]Oh,boy!Allright.哦，孩子们，好啦
[26:42.35]-Goodnight,everybody.-Goodnight.-好吧,晚安,各位.-晚安
[26:55.73]-I',Idon'twantit.-Splitit?-对不起,你拿吧-不,你吃吧,我不想吃它-分着吃?-好吧
[27:04.87]Youprobablydidn'tknowthis,butinhighschool..好吧,你可能不知道,在高中,我曾
[27:08.71]Ihadamajorcrushonyou.暗恋过你
[27:12.51]Iknew.我知道
[27:14.04]Youdid?你知道!噢….
[27:17.38]IfiguredyouthoughtIwasMonica'sgeekybrother.我还以为你一直认为我是莫妮卡的怪哥哥呢
[27:21.12]Idid.我是这么认为的
[27:27.82]Listen,doyouthink..?听着,你是不是认为..?
[27:29.63]Trynottoletmyvulnerabilitybecomeafactorhere.噢,你不要太在意我的脆弱
[27:35.27]DoyouthinkitwouldbeokayifIaskedyououtsometime?但是你认为我可以约你出去吗?有时?可能?
[27:40.30]Yeah.当然
[27:42.67]Maybe.可能
[27:44.91]Okay.好吧
[27:51.62]Okay,maybeIwill.好吧,可能我会…
[27:57.89]-Goodnight.-Goodnight.-晚安.-晚安
[28:14.37]Seeyou.再见….
[28:17.91]Wait,'swithyou?等等,你怎么啦?
[28:23.01]Ijustgrabbedaspoon.我只是刚刚拿起勺子
[28:33.42]-Ican'tbelievewhatI'mhearing.-Can'tbelievewhatI'mhearing-我真不敢相信我的耳朵.-我真不敢相信我的耳朵.
[28:37.76]-What?Isaid-What?Isaid-怎么啦,我说你有个--我说你有个…
[28:41.00]-Wouldyoustop?-WasIdoingitagain?-你能不能不那么干?-噢,我又来了?
[28:43.70]Yes!-没错!
[28:46.30]'sjustnotagreatbutt.我说你有个好臀部.但不是个很棒的臀部.
[28:50.91]-Youwon'tknowabuttifitbityou.-There'sanimage.-噢,如果它不凑过来给你打一下,你是不知道它是不是很棒的臀部的.-想象一下
[28:57.61]Wouldanybodylikemorecoffee?有人要咖啡吗?
[29:01.85]Youmadeit,oryou'reservingit?你冲的,还是你端的?
[29:04.29]-I'mjustservingit.-I'llhaveacupofcoffee.-我端的.--好吧,我要杯咖啡
[29:08.09]Kids,newdream.孩子们,新的梦…
[29:09.73]I'minLasVegas.我在拉斯维加斯
[29:11.16]Miss,morecoffee?小姐?能再来点咖啡吗?
[29:14.20]Couldyougivethistothatguyoverthere?哦,对不起,你能把这个给拿到那边吗?
[29:18.50]继续呀..谢谢
[29:21.47],LasVegas.对不起.好吧,拉斯维加斯
[29:24.41]I'minLasVegas.我在拉斯维加斯
[29:27.41]I'mLizaMinnelli..…我是LizaMinelli-
3.本集重要知识点解析1.shutup=zipit
2.feellikedoingsth想干某事
3.I'mjustgonnahangouthere.
口语中经常用gonna来代替goingto.
hangout待在；玩
例句：Dude,youwannagohangouttonight?哥们，晚上阿要出去high啊？
4.besupposedtodosth应该做某事
Iamsupposedtogohomerightnow.我应该立马回家。
5.not..whatsoever=notatall.一点也不的意思
idon‘tlikeyouatall=idon'tlikeyouwhatsoever.一点也不喜欢你。
6.andicannotfeelmylegs.
字面意思：我感觉不到我的腿了；其实意思就是腿麻了。numb.
Ican'tfeelmyarms.我胳膊麻死了。
7.Ishouldhaveknown.我本应该知道的
shouldhavedone表示本应该做某事但实际未做
8.We'reouttahere.我们走了。=we'regoing.
9.Steerclearofyou.躲避你
steerclearof=avoid
10.horny好色的；饥渴的
11.freezer冰箱
12.spellitout
spellout=讲清楚
13.spitonsb朝。。。吐口水
14.congratulations补充一个口语说法：congrats.
15.hanger衣架
16.bigtime表示很大，很多可以和alot互用
Ioweyoualot=ioweyoubigtime.欠你太多了
17.takecreditfor因为什么而劳功
18.upbeat乐观的，欢乐的
19.liveoffsb/sth依靠某人/某物生活
20givesbabreak放过某人吧。
21.retailer零售店
22.itsucks.糟糕的意思.只要你想表示糟糕，不好的情绪，都可以说sucks.
如果是人suck,那就是这个人逊毙了，Yousuck=youarealoser.你个搓人。
23.crash睡觉
CanIcrashatyourplacetonight?我今晚能睡在你那儿吗？
24.hangon=holdon等一下的意思
25.ihadamajorcrushonyou.我深深迷恋你。
haveacrushonsb.迷恋某人=crushsb(crush可以直接做动词)
26.seeya.=seeyou
口语中经常把you说成ya.
27.What'swithyou?=what'swrongwithyou?你怎么了？
28.butt屁股的意思，还有ass,hip都是
